Today my husband came home for lunch and asked me “What’s that on your arm?” I casually replied that it was marmite, not poo, and we quickly proceeded to talk about grown up things (light bulbs and timer lamps to be precise because married life is that sexy). [Read more…]
Whether or not you have experienced motherhood, this is worth a read so you don’t slip up. Not only are our hormones making us hypersensitive but some people need to know that IT’S NOT OKAY TO SAY THESE THINGS. Oh, and a teddy is cute and everything but we have a million of those so next time bring cake.
This is your wife speaking. You know the one. She’s usually got a resting bitch face, she nags a lot and doesn’t look like she used to because she’d rather ten more minutes of sleep than to even brush her hair some days. [Read more…]
I barely slept last night, I got to sleep at just gone half five in the end when my husband took over and (thank God) got Dexter up and ready for breakfast so I could get my head down for a few hours. I’m finally sat down drinking my cold cup of tea whilst Dexter naps and I’ve definitely got stains down my top… not relevant to this post what so ever but this is my life! When we have so much housework to do and very little space for giant toys, I’m so glad that we have created an (almost) baby free zone space in our living room so when it’s time to relax there’s not toys,
Everyone knows that a toddler is basically like a tiny, drunk human. You must have been the “babysitter” (only sober person) on a night out with your friends? Your responsibility is drawn to your best friend who you chase around begging her not to throw any more chicken wings at citizens. Yeah well try that every hour of every day and there you have…
Today on Facebook, I came across a post that was going viral. It was from a friend to her ‘mummy friend’ about how she feels about watching her beloved bestie as a mother – proper heart wrenching stuff to know that somebody who you used to get drunk with every Saturday night notices these life changing moments that has made you an amazing person and mum. [Read more…]